If you feel down, like the world is not listening, and you feel like crying, just remember, there is someone out there struggling to pull a push to open the door.One says to the other: "Do these genes make me look fat?" Hey friend, wanna hear a joke? "Two strands of DNA are walking down the street.Next time you make fun of me, I will give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it is Santa's hotline.People like that need a high-five in the face with a chair. Hey pal, don't let anyone look down upon you.Today as I was reading, I noticed that the word "Studying" was made up of two words originally…" students dying!" Dear besty, I hope you studied well for tomorrow's exam.If you lose your shoe at midnight, you are drunk. Before we meet tonight for the party, just remember that life is not a fairy tale.Sometimes, the road less travelled is that way for a good reason.You'll meet three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.But then I look at my little brother and get over it. Everything is coming to you, but you are in the wrong lane.
What does the ghost call his true love? My ghoul-friend.Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine.My favourite pastime is dancing at the table.Instead of just sending any funny stuff, why not put in some intelligence and witty fun to spice up the moment? Below is a list of funny random things to say in a text. This is for those buddies who not only share great times but also are sharp in mind. Random things to text your friends Funny text messages. I'm not going to lie you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I've watched way too much Netflix.It must be the library because it has so many stories! What is the tallest building in the entire world?. Dear besty, if you get the answer to this, then lunch is on me.Since you think you know too much than me, what breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? The answer is "any dog" because buildings cannot jump.Hey pal, what name would you call a dog that has no both legs?.well it does not matter what name you might call him trust me, he is not coming!.People adore money and flowers, but I adore you.When I'm with you, I'm not sure if I'm awake or dreaming.My knees are weakening day by day because I'm falling for you.I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.Thanks for being my best friend and always going along with my worst ideas.We've been friends for so long that I can't recall who is the bad influence on who.You and I will be friends forever because, at this point, you know too much.If you were a vegetable, you know what you'd be? A cute-cumber.Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm not a photographer, but I still picture you and me together… in bed.Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
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